AN UNDER-APPRECIATED PROBLEM WITH THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY IS HOW HE AND HIS STAFF CONTINUOUSLY NORMALIZE DISASTER. BECAUSE WE WITNESS NEW SCANDALS, GAFFES, COVERUPS, HYPOCRISY, MISDIRECTION, INCOMPETENCE, ATROCITY, CRONYISM, IGNORANCE, RACISM, XENOPHOBIA, TREASON, EMBARRASSMENT, LIES, DYSFUNCTION, POWER GRABS, WAR ESCALATIONS, ENVIRONMENTAL ASSAULTS, MISOGYNY AND MORE ON A DAILY BASIS, THE MAGNITUDE OF EACH IS DIMINISHED IN OUR CONSCIOUSNESS BY THE SIMPLE VIRTUE THAT WE HAVE BECOME SATURATED. BECAUSE OF THIS, WE AT ZENRUPTION WILL BE PUBLISHING A DAILY CURATION OF THE EVENTS THAT HAVE BEEN REPORTED, FROM VARIOUS SOURCES, INCLUDING LEAKS WITHIN THE WHITE HOUSE, SO THAT WE CAN FULLY EXPERIENCE THE LEVEL OF DISASTER OUR EXECUTIVE BRANCH HAS BECOME AND THE IMPLICATIONS IT HAS ON ALL OF US.
TODAY, JULY 31, 2017
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By Jerry Mooney
From The Horse's Mouth (Trump tweets, then leaker tweets, then published reports)
If ObamaCare is hurting people, & it is, why shouldn't it hurt the insurance companies & why should Congress not be paying what public pays?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2017
Highest Stock Market EVER, best economic numbers in years, unemployment lowest in 17 years, wages raising, border secure, S.C.: No WH chaos!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2017
There. Is. Always. One. Of. These. https://t.co/4hQbR2TkV7
— Angry WH Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) July 31, 2017
Reince Priebus: 189 days.
— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) July 31, 2017
Sean Spicer: 183 days.
Mike Dubke: 86 days.
Michel Flynn: 23 days.
Anthony Scaramucci: 10 days.
"I'll surround myself with the best people"
— Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) July 31, 2017
Also out:
Katie Walsh (Dep CoS)
KT McFarland (Dep NSA)
Michael Short
Derek Harvey
Elon Musk https://t.co/sobYQWFYlt
Full disclosure, @Scaramucci got deleted
— Jerry Mooney (@JerryMooney) July 31, 2017
Unfortunately, @Scaramucci didn't have the flexibility of Steve Bannon and was unable to stab himself in the front.
— Jerry Mooney (@JerryMooney) July 31, 2017
Wonder how Spicer's doin pic.twitter.com/aZE0hRkOkW
— Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) July 31, 2017
#Scaramucci jerseys are now $12 at Ross
— Jerry Mooney (@JerryMooney) July 31, 2017
...yelling "Cocksucker!" The whole way out. #imploding #Whitehousechaos #dontletthedoirhityawherethegooordsplitya https://t.co/GlIzSAq28i
— RogueWhiteHouse (@whitehouserogue) July 31, 2017
Truman installed a bowling alley.
— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) July 31, 2017
Carter tried solar panels.
Trump is fully invested in a revolving door.
SNL writers respond the Trump firing the Mooch before the season starts. pic.twitter.com/A34X2AXhvo
— PoliticalGroove (@PoliticalGroove) July 31, 2017
This tweet didn't age well https://t.co/1N1Tbaj0Kl
— Jerry Mooney (@JerryMooney) July 31, 2017
— Adam Goldman (@adamgoldmanNYT) July 31, 2017
Somehow, Scaramucci managed to miss his child’s birth AND force his wife to divorce him in his ONLY week on the job.
— jordan 🌹🌹 (@JordanUhl) July 31, 2017
That takes talent.
Now #Scaramucci can join #SeanSpicer on DWTS. Will he do the fandango?
— Jerry Mooney (@JerryMooney) July 31, 2017
"Why, Daddy, why???" https://t.co/Cq8vGJmZH2
— John Schindler (@20committee) July 31, 2017
Full transparency: imagine scrubbing your old tweets for this
— Jared Rizzi (@JaredRizzi) July 31, 2017
This meme is the spiciest I've seen in awhile. #MiniMooch pic.twitter.com/vkYwjzVpor
— AltHomelandSecurity (@AltHomelandSec) July 31, 2017
Fact check: true
— Angry WH Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) July 31, 2017
He got fired before he officially started!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@Spicerlies https://t.co/8OsvkTsat5
— Angry WH Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) July 31, 2017
Thank you for flying Air Dumpster Fire, we do hope you will enjoy the in-flight movie: Mean Girls - White House Edition https://t.co/LyAOgULGcx
— Angry WH Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) July 31, 2017
It's apparent with each passing day that Putin's "useful idiot" isn't so useful after all. He's just an idiot.
— Rogue POTUS Staffer (@RoguePOTUStaff) July 31, 2017
"There is no chaos at the White House"
— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@RogueSNRadvisor) July 31, 2017
/Fires Comms director
/Fires Chief of Staff
/Fires Comms director
Seems perfectly normal to me!
Scaramucci started a "Leak Prevention Unit" - "undercover" staffers who wander WH & spy. They're all NY Italians though - pretty obvious.
— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@RogueSNRadvisor) July 31, 2017
Trump golfs so much that Jim Nantz should be narrating his Presidency.
— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@RogueSNRadvisor) July 30, 2017
WH made clear John Kelly took required oath to serve as senior WH official They never told us @Scaramucci took that oath. Never had the job?
— Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) July 31, 2017
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." pic.twitter.com/xpzFzcYOu8
— Ira Madison III (@ira) July 31, 2017
...yelling "Cocksucker!" The whole way out. #imploding #Whitehousechaos #dontletthedoirhityawherethegooordsplitya https://t.co/GlIzSAq28i
— RogueWhiteHouse (@whitehouserogue) July 31, 2017
Mr Kelly, who was sworn into his position just hours before, specifically requested Mr Scaramucci's resignation. #Whitehousechaos #imploding https://t.co/nwpO8ytQAN
— RogueWhiteHouse (@whitehouserogue) July 31, 2017
That awkward moment when Trump brags "I hire the best people" but then has to fire them soon after because he's such a bad manager. Oops!
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) July 31, 2017
Anthony Scaramucci's business cards were due from the printer tomorrow. @Scaramucci
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) July 31, 2017
.@Scaramucci, don't think of it as failure, more like a temp job with a divorce as part of the severance package. https://t.co/JOlHqQYL8M
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) July 31, 2017
