You Can’t Be Divided When One Party is Nuts

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Walking out of the house today there was a man outside screaming that the globalists in the CIA were trying to take his snakes away. While doing this, he was chain smoking and urinating on the neighbor’s lawn.

Upon being told that the CIA wasn’t after him, he didn’t have any snakes and that urinating on that lawn in public was illegal, he said we were dramatically divided. This divide would rip us apart and we could never work together to fix these issues if I felt such a way.

You’ve probably guessed that this story is allegorical and, hopefully, realized that there is no way you can be divided when the other party is just fucking nuts. Rational people can be divided. People that use stats and good logic but arrive at differing informed opinions can be divided. Opposed life philosophies can be divided. Fucking crazy is something you aren’t divided from. It’s just crazy.

Republicans, we aren’t divided. You are riding the crazy train over the cliff into institutionalization and white straight jackets. The shit you believe is so over-the-top nuts, that the only divide is the rational party giving up and saying these people aren’t even worth the time.

You are so damn nuts that you are the only major political party in the world that believes climate change is a conspiracy engineered by communists / globalist cabals and coordinated with the majority of the world’s climate scientists.

The insanity runs so deep that you all elected a man that questions vaccinations.

Your delusions are so vivid to you that you think a President that constantly degrades our country’s standing in the world, is “tough” and knows how to negotiate. Those same delusions tell you that man with a skin so thin that he needs to tweet insult after insult has any capability as POTUS. Do you even see his skin as being another color than orange?

Craziness has even led you to the point where you all will gladly accept things that harm you. Increased social and economic disparity, lack of health care, tax plans that do nothing for the clear majority, stripping away environmental rules that protect your water and air, eliminating regulations that protect you from predatory banks and the creation of a political swamp so toxic that the Cabinet members of the executive branch were chosen specifically to destroy the institutions they run.

Ever wonder why homeless people are disproportionately mentally disturbed? That’s because crazy has a hard time making good decisions for self-preservation. That’s you, Republicans!

You want to drive up inflation with protectionism. For some reason, a businessman with absolutely shitty return over 40 years and plane filled with gaudy gold crap, is a business master to you.

Just like the hypothetical crazy man from this morning, you too have enemies. Many have been created from ridiculous conspiracy theories and the rest are just people being vilified because bat shit crazy people always need to be persecuted. These enemies are globalists, tech billionaires, massive D.C. child molestation rings, those of other sexual orientations, African Americans that vote Democrat, George Soros, Muslims, the people keeping your produce prices low, anyone with a D on their voter registration card, communists, all of those European countries (except England because their just dumb enough right now), third world countries, the entire intelligence community (that’s always a big one with psychos), Black Lives Matter, atheists, scientists, the educated, those that educate, labor unions, Planned Parenthood, food stamps, environmentalists, a retired President and simple reason.

That’s quite a list. Get medicated, please.

But it gets worse. People that are insane always claim to know the truth. Their distorted world view is all they can see because it is so far detached from reality. Every single one of you thinks you know the truth and are completely right. You took these nutty views from articles written in fifth grade vocabulary from sites like Breitbart or The Daily Caller. Maybe you are so far gone you even read Alex Jones and thought he was the only guy telling it like it is.

Experts don’t exist to you. The doctor that would analyze you must be wrong.

Yep. YOU ARE UTTERLY FUCKING NUTS.

And as we now know, you can’t have division where the opinion of the other side is based on insanity.

Republicans, consider your reality cards now revoked.